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-Hello, dear pupils and teachers!

-We’re glad to see you at our English party “April Fools”.

-You’ll have much fun today, because our party consists of many jokes and merry songs.

-So, let’s start!

Song “You’re welcome”

-And now the youngest pupils of our school are going to act out a joke.

Joke “Can You Write?”

Girl. What are you doing, Pam?

Little girl. I am writing a letter to my friend Mary.

Girl. But how can you? You don’t know how to write.

Little girl. It doesn’t matter, because Mary doesn’t know how to read.

-When I was a schoolgirl, I liked Maths. And you?

-I liked it too. But sometimes the homework was difficult. Let’s watch a joke about doing homework on Maths.

Joke “In the Shop”

Boy. Give me 2 kilos of sugar for 3 dollars a kilo, half a kilo of butter for 10 dollars a kilo, 3 kilos of butter for 5 dollars a kilo and 2 cakes for 4 dollars each.

Seller. Here you are.

Boy. How much is it?

Seller. Fifty-six dollars. Hurry up, please.

Boy. And if I give you 100 dollars, how much change will you give me?

Seller. Forty-five dollars. Hurry up, please.

Boy. Oh, I don’t want to buy all that. That’s our homework in Maths for tomorrow. And I couldn’t count all that.

-I am hungry.

-I can help you. Listen to the song “Ten brown buns” and enjoy a dance.

Song “Ten brown buns”

-All of you, dear pupils, took part in a project about books. And pupils of form 3 told us about libraries. Let’s see what can happen in a library.

Joke “In a Library”

Hare comes into the library.

Hare. Have you got any carrots?

Librarian. It’s a library. We don’t sell vegetables. Go to the greengrocery.

The next day.

Hare. Have you got any carrots?

Librarian. No. Go to the greengrocery.

The next day.

Hare. Have you got any carrots?

Librarian. But I told you! We don’t sell vegetables! It’s a library! If you ask me once more, I’ll take a gun and shoot you!

The next day.

Hare. Have you got any gun?

Librarian. No.

Hare. Right. Have you got any carrots?

-Just for you, dear guests. Song about reading.

Song “They like to read”

They like to read when

The sun is shining.

They like to read.

Tra-la-la-la!

They like to read when

The snow is falling.

They like to read.

Tra-la-la-la!

They like to read when

The wind is blowing.

They like to read.

Tra-la-la-la!

They like to read when

We are together.

They like to read.

Tra-la-la-la!

-Do you know what the weather is going to be tomorrow?

-No, I don’t. But Indians know.

-Indians?

-Yes. Let’s watch another joke.

Joke “Weather”

Two men-travelers meet an old Indian.

Man 1. Can you tell us what the weather will be like during the next few days?

Indian. Oh, yes. Rain is coming, and wind. Then there will be snow for a day or two but then the sunshine will come again and the weather will be fine.

Man 2. These old Indians are so clever! Tell me how do you know all that?

Indian. I heard it over the radio.

-What kind of transport do you like?

-I like taxi. And you?

-I don’t like taxi. And now we’ll see why.

Joke “Taxi”

Man. Take me to town, please.

Driver. O’K.

Drives very fast.

Man. Sorry, cant you drive slowlier?

Driver. Do you know how to drive this car?

Man. No.

Driver. So keep silence.

Drives faster than before.

Man. Please, drive slowlier. It is dangerous.

Driver. Do you know how to drive this car?

Man. No.

Driver. So keep silence.

Drives faster and faster.

Man. Please, I want to get there alive!

Driver. Do you know how to drive this car?

Man. Yes!

Driver. Great! So, where the break is?

-Do you believe in ghosts?

-No, I don’t. But I believe in dinosaurs.

Song “Diplodocus”

Years and years ago there was a dinosaur.

His name was dip-diplodocus.

But now here on Earth there are no dinosaurs.

Poor old dip-diplodocus!

He had twenty tiny teeth and a shiny nose

The old dip-diplodocus.

But the brain inside his head was extremely small.

Poor old dip-diplodocus!

So, now it’s just a museum dinosaur

Poor old dip-diplodocus!

And now here on Earth there are no dinosaurs.

Poor old dip-diplodocus!

-Do you like cakes, children? Now you’ll see how to make a cake.

Sketch “Cake”

Bobby. I say, my dear sister, can you make a cake for me?

Sally. Certainly, I can.

Bobby. Make it with oranges and lemons in it.

Sally. But I have no oranges and no lemons.

Bobby. Well, make it without oranges and lemons. Put more butter in it.

Sally. But I have no butter.

Bobby. Well, make it without butter. Put some eggs in it.

Sally. But I have no eggs.

Bobby. Well, make it without eggs. Put some milk in it.

Sally. But I have no milk.

Bobby. Well, make it without milk. Put more sugar in it.

Sally. But I have no sugar.

Bobby. Hm! Take the best sort of flour then.

Sally. But I have no flour.

Bobby. All right, take what you have and make what you can and be quick!

Sally. Wait a moment, please. (Goes uot and comes back with a glass of water, which she gives to Bobby.)

Bobby. What’s this?

Sally. It is a cake without oranges and lemons, without butter and eggs, without sugar and flour, and without milk. Do you like it?

Bobby (drinks water). Thank you. Not very much.

-And now for your attention secret information about how different pupils do their homework on English.

Pupil 1. He is afraid of English. (Scary music, the pupil takes the book with fear and trembling hands and knees.)

Pupil 2. This pupil is a sportsman. She can do English lessons and do gym. (Dynamic music, the pupil puts the book on the desk and hops looking in it, then jumps etc.)

Pupil 3. This pupil doesn’t need to learn English, because he is … a secret agent James Bond. (Music from film “James Bond”, the pupil in black suit with gun shows some tricks.)

Pupil 4. This pupil is a dream of every teacher. She likes English very and very much. (Merry song, the pupil runs to the book, holds it, looks in it with love and kisses it.)

-Thank you for being with us!

-Be happy and don’t forget to smile!

Literature

1. , Зайковскі С. А. English at Leisure. Цікава англійська: Посібник. – Тернопіль: Навчальна книга – Богдан, 2004. – 160 с.

2. Коганов англійська мова: Розмовні теми (лексика, тексти, діалоги, вправи) – К.: А. С.К., 2000 – Кн.1.